This time, it wasn't me!

This is one time I can state without a shadow of doubt "I am innocent and did NOT Start it!" Some people may disagee with my claim but what do they know? Alright, so I *may* have passed the blingus out but that DOESN't make me guilty, right?

Here's the whole story and nothing but the story:

It was a day just like any other in SL. I had logged in to SL to avoid house work. When I did, I had at least 15 offline ims from Gabs telling me how a well known fashion designer (who shall remain nameless cuz I'm not a squealer!) Had gotten a hold of a penis gun and was trying to shoot up Sweethearts Jazz Club! Imagine the carnage that could have caused! I also received an IM from Kevin telling me that instead of trying to save the innocent pixel lives, he was LMAO. His words, not mine. I was shocked! Shocked I tell you! To think Kevin would sit back and let his beloved Gabs go crazy with Sascha! (oops...guess the cats out of the bag....Check out her store, SAS! She makes some wonderful dress!)

So what's a friend to do? Well nothing short of changing into to appropriate evening wear and asking Kevin for a TP so you can maybe help with an intervention and put a stop to all this craziness!! And that's what I did. When I landed and things finally rezzed, I was greeted with an image of Sascha wearing the penis gun on her nose (for the record, I have NEVER attached mine there *nods*). The placement was just....wrong. Wrong but very funny. I didn't get a picture of that so you'll have to trust me when I say I women in an evening dress wearing a penis on her nose is not something you see everyday.

So now we come to the part I might have had a tiny little hand in.... *sigh*. Gabs reallllly wanted to be noticed and since scripts were off and the penis gun was shooting blanks, I (being the good friend I am) opened my inventory and found my penis folder! Yes, I admit it. I have a folder called "Penis". It seems I've amassed quit a collection of them ever since my infamous shooting spree in an unnamed newbie hangout on Isabel. I felt that Gabs and Sascha would both benefit from adding a little bling to their wardrobe.....after all...what girl doesn't like things that sparkle? We put them on and sadly, the only thing said about them was this:

Claudio Cooljoke: can I see you girls playing? :-)
Kevin Nordwind: Claudio Doesn't get it.. Let me spell it out for Him.... The three of them *points to the girls* are really Big Hairy Men.... Me? *points at himself* Im a Girl
Gabriella Nordwind: Claudio I am a Man
Gabriella Nordwind: as Kevin said a big hairy man
Sascha Frangilli: I am a transvestite
Kevin Nordwind: Transgendered Sas...
Kevin Nordwind: Remember? We had tht talk...
Claudio Cooljoke: oh my gosh ehehe

So, as you can see, I was the innocent party this time. it's not like I said "Hey! Let's go to Sweethearts and shoot the place up!" All I did was help two lovely ladies accessorize with a little bling....no matter what else you may read or see *nods*.

And speaking of seeing............

*shakes head*

Where do guys get these lines? And Seriously!! Do they really think they work????


VVVV: how u doin
Velveeta Biedermann: pretty good. and you?
VVVV: great sexy
VVVV: what's goin on
Velveeta Biedermann: not a thing.
VVVV: o ok
VVVV: U bored
Velveeta Biedermann: not that bored :)
VVVV: LOL not that bored?
Velveeta Biedermann: I can tell spending time with you would be full of interesting converation
VVVV: O yes it would be
VVVV we should go to my condo and chill
Velveeta Biedermann: tell you what. Learn to use ALL the letters in the alphabet when talking to me and we can discuss it. AND!!! you don't even have to get then in the right order!!![
VVVV: well i hear you but sorry i have already done it:)
Velveeta Biedermann: LOL
VVVV: i was talking like that for the game play LOL
Velveeta Biedermann: hhmm...well.... I hope that works for you :P



And another!

XXXX: hy
Velveeta Biedermann: hi
XXXX: you're so beautiful
Velveeta Biedermann: you can be too! want the land mark for the skin store?
XXXXwhat_?
Velveeta Biedermann: beauty is only as good as the skin you buy. Under this...I'm a guy.
XXXX: you're a beatiful guy
Velveeta Biedermann: ty :)


So much for being partnered on my profile! And for the record, I'm not a guy.

Maybe Karma knows something I don't....

I believe that for every path our lives take, there is a reason. The reasons aren't always clear at the time but they are there. I'm starting to believe there was a reason I lost my job.... it's so I can be around to go with my mom to doctors appointments. The first ride along will be on Tuesday to a Thoracic Specialist. Seems the spot on her lung xray was something to be concerned about after all.

Sometimes, it just surprises you....

..... to find out who is a true friend. Friday after coming home from work for the last time, I logged into my little piece of land and promptly ran to my cave. Not so much to hide... ok. to hide. Not long (mere minutes actually) after I was there, a name showed up on my mysti tool. I watched them walk around the land for a moment, never saying anything, just watching them on my HUD. Next thing I knew, 2m and sitting. And that was it. Just kept me company. No conversation was expect on my part but from them, they told me stories of of tequila and broken windows. And I grinned. For those few hours, I didn't feel so alone.

The out pouring of support I've gotten has been amazing. Overwhelming at times (Kitty, rain check on those cookies!) but appreciated more then you guys can know. I've been told by some very wise ladies (family or not, they're still wise) that I'll be fine. In fact, this could be a good thing...that whole "when one door closes..."thing. Or so they say.

My plan of action? Treat this week like a vacation and worry about it next week. I plan on sleeping in and only getting dressed if I want to. AND!!! I'm turning off the alarm! Now watch...just because I DON'T HAVE to be up, I'll be up extra early.

I'm glad I have you guys to call friends

The Pig has died :(

Molly has done it. She brought the pink pig from Switzerland into the house unbeknownst to me.... and then into bed. I woke to the carnage of piggie guts all over the blanket and floor. It was sad, truly sad. I have no idea if the pig cried in pain, but I doubt it. After all, She TORE IT'S MOUTH/NOSE RIGHT OFF!! it couldn't utter a word!

The same night..... I have to wonder how the duck offended her.... stuffing was EVERYWHERE!

I had a proper burial for the piggie (trash day was Friday, she made the pick up!) the duck is still hanging on.... barely.

I ask that you please keep piggie in your thoughts and she finds a better place to rest.

June 19

Today was my second rez day in Sl. Two years.

Today was the day I also lost my job. 15 years there....

I guess time doesn't matter.

the PIG!

Monday I came home from work and checked my mail. I don't normally check my mail daily....sometimes it only happens weekly ...sometimes longer. But I was under threat of bodily harm if I didn't start checking it everyday. Why you ask? Because Gabs was sending a package from Switzerland via Toronto and didn't want stuff to melt in my mailbox!

Not only was there stuff for me, but there was stuff for Molly the wonder dog too. How many dogs get a pink pig from Switzerland? Not many in my neighborhood! So trying to teach Molly proper manners, I asked her to write a thank you note to Gabes and Kevin. Like that worked. She couldn't figure out how to hold the pen! So then I put her on my lap to type something to them. It looked a lot like this: 243rf[f]40idt$^%#$^. Translated: You Have Got TO Be kidding!! I'm a DOG! I can't type!! Well.... I'm a human and still have problems on some days.... so what's your point?

We finally settled on a video! Molly could be Molly and I could be a stage mom for a dog. Take a seat and get ready for the screen debut of ........

Molly and the Switzerland Pig

Staring Molly and the Pig

Intermission - grab some popcorn as we move outside! 36 seconds more to the end!

So, there you have it. Molly and the Pig. I would like to thank Gabes for the rubber toy that gets all slobber covered and when rolled on the ground, simply gross. To date, this has NOT made it into bed. If it ever does, I'll blog it and send the pig to Harley, as a thank you :)